I’ve always thought that sleep deprivation was one of the most effective methods of torture (now before you report me to Amnesty International… hear me out). I’ve been trying to outsleep my spouse several times now. In fact, I have a torture plan that you might be familiar with (and most of you have probably been subjected to!) OK, here it is.
You take the person, make sure they are very weak from an operation or major bodily stress, then you wake them up every two hours and force them to feed a delicate and extremely needy living thing whose life depends on that person’s feeding methods, and while they’re feeding it, make sure you pinch them continuously in a very delicate area!
Yup, I’m talking about breastfeeding my newborn. Now if that isn’t torture I don’t know what is! The upside is that you’re in love with your beautiful, delicate and totally innocent “torturer” so it makes it all worth it.