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		<title>Dear Goddess of Motherhood</title>
		<link>http://www.generalhysteria.com/2010/01/dear-goddess-of-motherhood/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Jan 2010 15:34:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mia</dc:creator>
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Dear Goddess of Motherhood
What the heck!
I have here a little girl, all of three,
Who finds ways to daily challenge me.
Beyond her years, at two she turned the tables
Trading her currency for her wants, my plan she disabled.
Now at three acting older, this girl comes on stronger,
Calculating my strength to hold on a little longer.
She pushes [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Circle The Wagons ~ I Fell Off</title>
		<link>http://www.generalhysteria.com/2009/04/circle-the-wagons-i-fell-off/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Apr 2009 07:02:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mia</dc:creator>
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I walked into Target today.
I tried on a swim suit.
My kids aren’t going swimming this summer.
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I fell off the wagon.  Mind you, it was just for a day.  My eating is horrible.  Somewhere in the young mind of a 28 year old versus the 36 year old I am, I thought that [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Friday Funny</title>
		<link>http://www.generalhysteria.com/2009/02/friday-funny/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Feb 2009 08:00:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mia</dc:creator>
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An old garden snake goes to see his Doctor.
&#8220;Doc, I need something for my eyes, I can&#8217;t see very well these days.&#8221;
The Doc fixes him up with a pair of glasses and tells him to return in 2 weeks.
The snake comes back in 2 weeks and tells the doctor he&#8217;s very depressed.
Doc says, &#8220;What&#8217;s the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>It&#8217;s Not My Fault&#8230;I&#8217;m Hooked on Phonics</title>
		<link>http://www.generalhysteria.com/2009/02/its-not-my-fault-im-hooked-on-phonics/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Feb 2009 08:25:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mia</dc:creator>
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Apparently I’m hooked on phonics.
That’s right.  I learned to spell by sounding out the word, scratching down the corresponding letters, then sitting back satisfied that I spelled correctly.
Only, apparently, I didn’t.  I don’t.  Phonics doesn’t account for the differences between affect and effect. (Disclaimer: I don&#8217;t know that it&#8217;s actually Hooked on Phonics, but that&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>And The Winner Is&#8230;.</title>
		<link>http://www.generalhysteria.com/2009/01/and-the-winner-is/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Jan 2009 05:02:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mia</dc:creator>
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Photo By:  jhmostyn
Zach’s work schedule has changed and I had forgotten how nice it is to have alone time to do things as you wish after the chaos of the day.  The kids are in bed, the house is clean look’n good; the house is quiet.  I decide how nice it would [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Real, Fake, Minora?</title>
		<link>http://www.generalhysteria.com/2008/12/real-fake-minora/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Dec 2008 09:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mia</dc:creator>
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Photo By:  AudreyJM529
We used to be real all the way.
Even though we would inevitably pull into the garage forgetting our tree was on top and pine cone needles flitting everywhere (3 years in a row); even though it would die before it&#8217;s time and leave me with subconscious thoughts of house fires, we went [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Heeelllooooooo Kitty</title>
		<link>http://www.generalhysteria.com/2008/12/heeelllooooooo-kitty/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Dec 2008 09:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mia</dc:creator>
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 Photo By:  .Bullish
I was frustrated. I was going to have to start moving in a direction I truly didn’t want to. Why didn’t they have something different? Something not so…sigh. I don’t know. Not so wrong for different reasons. Shopping for a two year old’s birthday present isn’t as easy as it sounds.
She [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Parent&#8217;s Prayer</title>
		<link>http://www.generalhysteria.com/2008/12/parents-prayer/</link>
		<comments>http://www.generalhysteria.com/2008/12/parents-prayer/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Dec 2008 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mia</dc:creator>
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 Photo By:  Houstonian
Now I lay me down to sleep,I pray my sanity to keep.For if some peace I do not find,I&#8217;m pretty sure I&#8217;ll lose my mind.
I pray I find a little quiet,Far from the daily family riot.May I lie back and not have to thinkAbout what they&#8217;re stuffing down the sink,
Or who [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Reality of Motherhood-GUEST POST</title>
		<link>http://www.generalhysteria.com/2008/12/the-reality-of-motherhood-guest-post/</link>
		<comments>http://www.generalhysteria.com/2008/12/the-reality-of-motherhood-guest-post/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Dec 2008 16:33:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mia</dc:creator>
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 I am so excited to be participating in the first TwitterMoms &#8220;Blog Swap&#8220;!


This guest post is brought to you by: 

Andrea M from Hip Moms Who Work 
www.HipMomsWhoWork.com

Don&#8217;t forget to check out my post on her site. 
I know this is my reality, is it yours?
Enjoy!___________________________________________________

Before I was ever pregnant, I thought about the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Where Was The Tom-Tom?</title>
		<link>http://www.generalhysteria.com/2008/12/where-was-the-tom-tom/</link>
		<comments>http://www.generalhysteria.com/2008/12/where-was-the-tom-tom/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Dec 2008 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mia</dc:creator>
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 Photo By: Olemiswebs
I think I know what it is. The reason why I’m beating myself up so much. The reason why sometimes I feel too tired to parent, too tired to demand the correction of whatever my kids might get into this minute or that. The reason why I feel like I can never [...]]]></description>
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